Everyone has a
favorite holiday. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who doesn’t have a
favorite holiday. People like to celebrate things. My favorite, when I was a
kid, was Christmas. Duh, right? What kid doesn’t love Christmas? Presents,
presents and more presents.
I got older and,
while Christmas is still a nice holiday, my favorite shifted to Halloween.
Handing out candy while watching horror movies, dressing up for a party and
seeing people’s costumes. Did they buy one off the rack or make it themselves?
Who shares one of my fandoms and came dressed as a character from Doctor Who or
a Marvel movie?
But, Halloween kind
of lost its uniqueness when I got into attending conventions for anime (Otakon)
and scifi/fantasy (Dragon*Con). The rules of only dressing up on 31 October go
out the window for conventions. The people attending are huge fans who love to
show off their costuming skills and dress up as favorite characters—known as
cosplay.
And these people
work hard. The level of costuming roaming the halls of the typical fiction
convention would blow your mind. You would think these people were
professionals on a Hollywood movie budget. I saw one guy at a Dragon*Con long
past who came dressed as Iron Man. The entire costume was metal or a reasonable
facsimile. His visor raised and lowered like Iron Man’s and he had LEDs
throughout that lit up the chest plate and palm lasers. Amazing doesn’t cover
it and Halloween costumes just can’t compare.
I moved on. My
favorite holiday has now become The Day After. The day after what? That’s it.
The Day After. The day after any
holiday is the best holiday for people who love a bargain. The stores who
crammed their shelves full of all sorts of holiday goodies now have to get rid
of them all and usually at half the price (to start) the day following the
holiday. The longer the merchandise sits on the shelves, the lower the price
goes. Though by the time the price gets to 75% off, things have been so picked
over that it’s hardly worth browsing.
And while The Day
After is my favorite holiday, I’m not making you all wait for after Labor Day
to take advantage of the 99¢ sale on VIP
Room Service (Other Related Duties #1), regularly priced $2.99. This
Contemporary Hotel Erotica tale is on sale at all major e-vendors (links below)
until 26 Sep. I hope you take advantage of this pre-The Day After sale and get
a hot read sure to fog up your ereader.
A hotel erotica tale hot
enough to set the screen on fire.
She offers satisfaction above
and beyond what is requested.
Lexie's
job as a maid at a five-star hotel doesn't normally include the unique and
risqué form of room service that rich guest Mr. Malena has requested, nor the
generous tip he's offered. Submission and exhibition and a ménage. Lexie can't
resist. What should have been a one-time thing turns into an introduction into
the sensual world of customer satisfaction. This is one workplace encounter
that could get her fired...or will it?
EXCERPT:
Lexie backed up a
step.
“Now, now. Don’t be
frightened. Nothing untoward. I promise.”
She snorted. “What
exactly is your definition of untoward? I just rode a bottle for your wanking
pleasure.”
“That’s all part of
wine service. As is what comes next.”
“Next?”
“I didn’t bring it
up last night because of how skittish you were, but there is more to it than stuffing
that beautiful pussy of yours with a five-hundred-dollar bottle of Chardonnay.”
“Five hun—” She
choked on the word. She’d been riding a bottle of Chardonnay that cost five
hundred dollars. True, she knew nothing about wines or why one cost more than
another—beyond age—but hadn’t known a single bottle could cost five hundred
dollars.
“Yes. In honor of
you and your first night. I thought it appropriate a five-hundred-dollar woman
should ride a five-hundred-dollar bottle.” He wiggled his eyebrows. “Does it
get you hot to think about it?”
“You’re insane.”
She laughed. “You’re also joking.”
“I’m not. Call
Franceska if you don’t believe me.” He gestured to the phone.
She looked at the
bottle and then at him. “Five hundred dollars?”
“Yes.”
“Wow.” She’d never
had anything that pricey between her legs. Her most expensive toy had barely
broken the two hundred mark, and here she’d used a five-hundred-dollar bottle
of Chardonnay to get off. “So what else is there? Sex, right?”
“If you want, but
not what I had in mind right this instance.” He chuckled. “I’m not as spry as I
used to be. I need a little more time to regain my stamina.”
“You look plenty
spry to me.” She eyed his semi-erect dick. It hadn’t gone limp after he came. A
few well-placed licks would probably have it hard again in an instant.
“Bless you, dear
girl. You are good for my ego.” He lifted her hand to his lips and kissed the
back. “Now then. After riding the bottle comes drinking the wine.”
“I’m on the clock.”
“Not you. Me. And a
little shouldn’t hurt your performance.” He gazed into her eyes. “Unless you’re
a lightweight.”
“No, but I don’t
want someone to smell alcohol on my breath either.”
“True. True. But
you won’t be drinking.”
“So why do you need
me?”
He kissed her hand
again and ran his tongue up to her wrist. “You’re my glass.”
~~~~~~~~~~
Zenobia Renquist is
the alter-ego of D. Renee Bagby. Call her Zen or Renee, she answers to both.
Air Force brat turned Air Force wife, she was born in Europe, has lived in
Japan and in several states of the US, including Virginia, Florida, North
Carolina, Texas, California, Maryland and Hawaii.
She moved a lot in
her younger years and remembers all too well being the new kid in
fish-out-of-water situations. But those experiences only made her better able
to adapt, as well they gave her a love of travel, preferring road trips over
flying.
Turning her
favorite pastime into her career, Renee loves to build worlds and torture her
characters for the enjoyment of her readers. She can’t fill everyday with
writing alone, and also enjoys watching anime, reading manga, crocheting,
knitting (yarn and mail), and binging shows on Netflix. She’s a Whovian (David
Tennant for the win!), a trekkie (DS9 because Odo rocked), and a fan of pretty
much every Marvel live action movie and DCU animated movie.
She has a wacky imagination
and tends to write all over the place. In order to keep up, she only asks one
thing—Leave Your Reality Behind to Discover Different and Unique Romance &
Erotica.
~Zenobia Renquist
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