Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

JOKE: Grammar Police

Q: What do you say where you are comforting the grammar police?

A: There, Their, They're

JOKE: The Devil

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.


When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the Devil," she responded.

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."

~Anonymous