If I Became A Famous Writer

What, no mention of spending oodles of money on useless gadgets?
     No talk about hiring someone else to do all my writing, of course from my ideas?
           How come he didn't want to party like a movie star and hob-nob with the filthy rich?

And what's with the randomly autographing your own books in a bookstore when nobody is looking. He obviously doesn't know the writers I know :-)

If I became a famous writer....hmmm...I'll have to think on that for a while.