What Do You Mean, Retired?



Hello, and thank you so much for having me. I’m certainly glad my mother taught me to say that as soon as I could talk, because when you have a new book out and you’re bouncing around the internet like a well-endowed cyber-jogger, it’s important to remember.

Speaking of jogging…well, no, I don’t, but I’ve certainly gotten well acquainted with the joys of walking. I always liked it, but until I retired in February of 2011 and gained 15 pounds in as many minutes—no, I’m not exaggerating; I swear that’s how it was!—I never took walking very seriously. I should also admit that the 15 pounds was just icing on the three-layer cake I was already wearing around my waist.

A mile or so down the road from us is the Nickel Plate Trail, where the Rails to Trails people have turned 40 miles of unused rail-beds into a paved and picturesque walking / bicycling path. After I’d joined Weight Watchers (and weighed in—oh, the angst!), I hauled my lumpy body to the Nickel Plate and told myself I couldn’t go home for at least a half hour.

Several panting months (and 42 pounds) later, I seldom miss a day on the trail and my walk has gone from a reluctant mile to an enthusiastic three. My wardrobe is not only smaller, but includes a rain suit, a fleece jacket, special shoes, walking socks, gloves, and long underwear. I have a can of pepper spray and one of those hats that look so goofy they’re almost cute. Well, actually, on a 61-year-old grandmother, it just looks goofy, but it’s warm.

The best part of the whole thing is that I feel like a million bucks. One of my big concerns when I retired from the day job was that I would just, you know, sit there and wait till it was time for the next doctor’s appointment. And maybe even be bored, something I had never encountered much of.

I still haven’t. Mostly, I don’t have time to sit or to be bored—I’m having too good of a good time. So, if you’re ever on the Nickel Plate, give me a call!

My book—you knew there’d be a commercial, didn’t you?—is available at Carina Press, Barnes and Noble and Amazon

I’d love to have you visit my website or blog where I hang out with some of my best writer friends.

Liz Flaherty


One More Summer
by Liz Flaherty

Electronic ISBN: 9781426893018
BLURB:

Grace has taken care of her widowed father her entire adult life and the ornery old goat has finally died. She has no job, no skills and very little money, and has heard her father's prediction that no decent man would ever want her so often she accepts it as fact.

But she does have a big old house on Lawyers Row in Peacock, Tennessee. She opens a rooming house and quickly gathers a motley crew of tenants - Promise, Grace's best friend since kindergarten, who's fighting cancer; Maxie, an aging soap opera actress who hasn't lost her flair for the dramatic; Jonah, a sweet gullible old man with a crush on Maxie.

And Dillon, Grace's brother's best friend, who stood her up on the night of her senior prom and has regretted it ever since. Dillon rents Grace's guest house for the summer and hopes to make up for lost time and past hurts - but first, he'll have to convince Grace that she's worth loving...

EXCERPT:

It was no use.

Grace had taken her lengthy bath in the claw foot tub, shaved her legs and nicked her ankle right on the bone where it hurt most, and put on her chenille robe. She’d poured a tumbler full of the expensive wine Steven had brought a case of and sat on the couch with the book she’d gotten at the library when she’d read to the kids earlier in the week. Louisa May slept on the couch back, twitching her tail occasionally and smacking Grace in the face with it. Rosamunde dozed contentedly in the baseball cap Dillon had left on the lamp table. The window behind the couch was open, affording Grace a cooling breeze scented by the rain that had fallen that evening.

She’d already gotten up once and closed the pocket doors between the living room and the dining room. But she could still hear it.

Laughing. There were Jonah’s guffaw, Maxie’s theatrical trill, and the husky whoop that was always such a surprise coming from Promise’s soprano throat. Now and then another laugh slipped in, quieter than Jonah’s but no less gleeful. Dillon was there too. They sat on the screened porch, a good forty feet from where Grace sat with her feet up, and still she could hear them.

They were playing Monopoly. Grace hadn’t played that since the day before her mother died. She remembered that last game, the board balanced on a bed tray across Debbie Elliot’s legs in the room that smelled of Cashmere Bouquet talcum powder and sickness and medicine. Faith had sat on one side of her mother, Promise on the other, and Grace at the bed’s end.

“Sit on my feet a little, baby,” Debbie had said. “You keep them so nice and warm.”

Grace had won the game, and the next day—when Debbie was dead and life for the rest of the Elliots had irrevocably changed—she had hated herself for buying Boardwalk and Park Place and forcing her mother into bankruptcy.

“I made her die,” she’d told Steven.

“Her heart made her die,” he’d responded, but Grace hadn’t really believed him until he became a cardiac surgeon.

Sometimes, she still wondered. If Debbie had napped in the evening as she often did, would that hour of rest have made the difference? If Grace hadn’t sat on her mother’s feet with her eighty-five pounds of almost-twelve-year-old exuberance, would the final heart attack not have happened?

But she refused to think about those things now, nor would she consider the game of Monopoly with an inward shudder of dread. She thought instead of the laughter that was dancing along her nerve endings, and wondered if anyone else was using the little iron as their token for moving around the board. The iron had always been her favorite. She liked the way it felt between her fingers.

If she just got off her couch and wandered toward the porch like she was bored with her own company—which she was—would anyone make a big deal out of it? If Promise or the others acted surprised by her presence, Dillon Campbell would think she’d joined them just because he was there. Which was nonsense.

Of course it was.

She remembered how Dillon’s hand had felt when he pulled her to her feet the night before. She’d avoided unnecessary touch all her adult life, and one squeeze of Dillon Campbell’s fingers had her wondering if that hadn’t been a mistake.

More nonsense.

She tried again to devote full attention to the book, but finally gave up and laid it aside. She sat in the harsh light from the reading lamp and sipped her high dollar wine and listened to the laughter of the others. Isolation and loneliness wrapped around her, not new feelings by any means, but somehow deeper and darker tonight.

Maybe this time, as Promise often accused, she was excluding herself and the loneliness was of her own making. Maybe if she stepped onto the back porch, no one would make a fuss and no one would make her feel as though she didn’t belong. It was, after all, her porch.

Carrying her glass, she whispered open the pocket doors and strode barefoot through the deserted dining room and the kitchen with its ever-present light over the sink. After a moment’s hesitation, she pushed open the door to the porch.

“Replacement power. Just in time.” Promise’s smile was wide and brilliant. Welcome to the human race. Grace heard the words she didn’t say. “Now that I’ve been trounced, Grace can take my place while I make popcorn. No one’s using your iron, so have at it.”

Grace sat in the chair Promise vacated, taking the little metal iron from the Monopoly box. It still felt nice between her fingers.

“I’m the banker,” Jonah informed her, passing money around the table. “Since I’m better at losing money than anyone else, I was unanimously elected.”

“I don’t even know why I play.” Maxie sighed, fluffing her blond hair with heavily be-ringed fingers. “I seem to spend all my time in jail. Unless Dillon rescues me with his ‘get out of jail free’ cards,” she added with a flutter of eyelashes.

“I’m just a soft touch for a pretty lady.” Dillon smiled at her, his eyes glinting silver in the dim, yellow light on the porch.

Grace’s heart hammered against her ribs.

Geezy Pete, Grace, grow up.

6 comments:

  1. I used to play on the 587 engine when it was parked at Broadripple Park:) Then when they restored it, we went to Fishers many times and rode behind it. I have many happy memories of sliding down the coal chute and playing 'engineer':)

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  2. One More Summer sounds great! Thanks for the excerpt. Your story about retirement and gaining weight and then your walking to loose weight is inspiring.

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  3. Hi, Liz.
    I used to walk three miles a day, carrying weights...but I gradually quit, and now I can't seem to get back in the groove. A q, though. Didn't you walk a lot in your job? Get a dog if you don't ahve one, they are super about getting you motivated...
    D, who is looking at four fat Aussies now....

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  4. HI LIZ!

    YOU ARE NEW TO ME BUT I'LL CERTAINLY ADD YOU TO MY LIST.

    lindarb49@hotmail,com

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  5. We have the Silver Comet Trail where I live. It was also Rails to Trails. I haven't been on it lately.

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