Happy Thanksgiving !!!!

I've got a lot of cooking to do today. But it's well worth it to spend time with family and eat until I'm too stuffed to move. It would have been more if there were more of us.

On My Menu

Roasted Turkey

Mashed Potatoes

Homemade Giblet Gravy

Stuffing

Candied Yams

Cole Slaw

Cheesy Cauliflower

Cranberry

Waldorf Salad

Cream Cheese Celery

Sweet Peas

Corn

Homemade Sweet Rolls

Pumpkin Pie

Fudge

Poem: The Little Pilgrim

Cranberries dripping down my chin

Have stained my pilgrim suit.

I ate too much Thanksgiving day

But I don't give a hoot. 

I slurped a pile of dressing,

Gobbled down a turkey thigh,

Dribbled messy cranberries

Devoured some pumpkin pie.

Within me on this special day

It's a thankful heart that beats.

For all the things that I enjoy

But mainly for the eats. 

            -Unknown 

Joke: Tattoo Parlor

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"